Rabbit Portrait

Charles Moneyshot

 

In the neon-drenched underbelly of Anthroxville, Charles Moneyshot, the plaid-clad furry rabbit mogul of adult entertainment, finds himself at the center of a cultural maelstrom. His impassioned open letter, "I, Moneyshot...", has ignited a firestorm of controversy, dividing the city into two factions: The Tossers and Le Jerkoffs.

 

Moneyshot's manifesto, a blend of righteous indignation and sardonic wit, emerged as a direct response to the rise of Quentin Marmalade and his avant-garde collective, Le Jerkoffs. Published in Well Magazine and dramatically read on Felix Finicky-Snout’s TV show, The Sniff Test, the letter quickly became Anthroxville's most talked-about piece of literature.

 

In his plaid-wallpapered sanctuary, Charles penned his opus, fueled by top-shelf scotch and wounded pride. His mission: to rally the common folk against the insidious influence of pretentious pornography. "Remember when porno was simple?" he wrote, lamenting the days when one could enjoy "good old-fashioned rumpy-pumpy without needing a PhD in French literature."

 

The letter's impact was seismic. Anthroxville found itself cleaved in twain, with Tossers and Jerkoffs hurling salvos of critique across an ideological chasm. Public squares became battlegrounds for impromptu film viewings, while dinner tables transformed into raucous debate forums.

 

As the controversy rages, Charles watches from his high-rise office, tumbler in hand, a slow smile spreading across his face. To him, this culture war is the greatest production of his career. The streets may be in uproar and the populace divided, but the game is far from over.

 

In the flickering neon light, Charles raises a toast to the mayhem below. This isn't just a battle for the soul of smut; it's a testament to his enduring influence on Anthroxville's cultural landscape. And if he has his way, the real fun is just beginning...

 

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