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Lieutenant Larry Mooch

 

In the twisted world of Anthroxville, where the line between cop and criminal is blurrier than a drunkard's vision, the police bear, Lieutenant Larry Mooch reigns supreme as the master of the shake-down. Known as the Bribe-O, he has seen it all in his long tenure with the Anthroxville Police Department (APD).

 

The bribe, a sacred institution in this cesspool of a city, is the cornerstone of law enforcement. "Let the pay-offs be paid though the heavens may fall," chant the officers each morning before hitting the streets. From petty crimes to elaborate schemes, every offense has its price.

 

But not all "scuzzbags" – the affectionate term for those on the wrong side of the thin blue line – play by the rules. Some haggle, some reject, and some, in a display of audacious ignorance, pretend not to know the game at all.

 

Larry's expertise in extracting these "donations" is unparalleled. Whether it's a hit-and-run courtesy of Kingsley Throttle, a breaking and entering by Orville Stonker, or a possession with intent to supply from the duo of Jackson Jiffyy and Gilbert Jitterbug, he knows just how to make the evidence disappear... for the right price.

 

Of course, officially soliciting bribes is forbidden. So, the dance begins with coded phrases like "Gotta cream one's donut" or "Jam one's clam, if you catch my drift."

 

In Anthroxville, everyone's a suspect. If you're not wearing a badge, you're a potential payday. And as the police bear often reminds his "clients" while snapping on the cuffs, "Anything you say or don't pay can and will be used against you." When...

 

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