Horse Portrait

Rupert Taboo

 

In Anthroxville, where catastrophe and farce collide like John Knuckle's fist meeting an unsuspecting jaw, Rupert Taboo, the furry horse, finds himself amid an unprecedented crisis. Among the city's myriad absurdities - from Frødrik Frødrikson's bottomless pothole adventure to Dinero Cashmoney's balloon-borne financial meltdown - none compare to the sudden shortage of hanky-panky that has gripped the town.

 

For Rupert, a self-proclaimed connoisseur, this drought is apocalyptic. Once, hanky-panky wasn't just abundant; it was Anthroxville's essence. It oozed from cobblestones and saturated the air with rambunctious promise. Citizens naively believed this golden age of excess would last forever.

 

But overnight, the unthinkable happened. Anthroxville transformed from a playground of indulgence into avenues of unfulfilled desires. The origins of this calamity were as elusive as Raymond Windpipe making good on an IOU, sending everyone into a frenzy of disbelief and desperate speculation.

 

Now, public appeals for hanky-panky echo through the streets. "Excuse me, can you spare some hanky-panky?" The once-vibrant city teeters on the brink, its essence replaced by hollow desperation. For Rupert, who believed Anthroxville was conjured through cosmic hanky-panky, this crisis strikes at the city's very identity.

 

As Rupert navigates this joy-starved landscape, he grapples with a city unraveling. The furry horse, more affected than most, finds himself at the forefront of a populace driven half-mad by insatiable appetite. Even Clém de la Crème's infectious tunes, which once sparked city-wide dance frenzies, now fall on deaf ears, unable to rouse the hanky-panky-starved masses.

 

In this neon-drenched funhouse suddenly unplugged, Rupert Taboo stands as both victim and chronicler of Anthroxville's greatest existential crisis yet. The search for the missing mojo becomes an all-consuming obsession, with Rupert leading the charge in this new, bewildering reality where the unthinkable has become the norm, and when...

 

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