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Johann Underbelly

 

In the topsy-turvy town of Anthroxville, where sanity takes a backseat to absurdity, the Underbelly Fiasco stands as a monument to the perils of political correctness gone mad - or rather, SAD (Selectively Assured Discrimination).

 

Johann Underbelly, a deer astrophysicist, finds himself at the center of a storm when his desktop globe offends a flat-earth believing janitor. What follows is a cascade of events that turns the town's long-standing tradition of mutual intolerance on its head.

 

Suddenly, Johann is pursued by a maniacal janitor driving a steamroller, flattening academics and bystanders alike in a crusade against "globalist elites." The media, led by the sycophantic Felix Finicky-Snout, fans the flames of outrage, giving platform to the likes of Calvin Donnybrook, who celebrates the "flatwa" against round-earth believers.

 

As Johann flees through the streets, pursued by news helicopters and steamrollers, Anthroxville descends into a farcical dystopia. In a bid to appease the flat-earthers, the media agrees to remove all 'o's and zeros from their publications, rendering the news nearly indecipherable.

 

The Underbelly Fiasco becomes a cautionary tale of tolerance taken to ludicrous extremes, where the fear of offense leads to the flattening of reason itself. In Anthroxville, where the squeakiest and most violent wheels get the grease, Johann's globe-shaped troubles serve as a reminder that in a world gone mad, sometimes it's the sane who end up looking flat-out crazy. There is also the consideration that...

 

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